A friend sent this to me and I must admit that I roared out loud when I read it. Then I kicked myself for not thinking it up myself. Enjoy!
This is really a good option!
Medicare – Part ‘G’— Nursing Home Plan
You are a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you.
So what do you do? —–
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (part G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. This means, of course, that you’ll be sent to prison where you’ll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a home. (And you can get rid of four useless politicians while you’re at it!) And because you’re a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
Now that we have solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week!