As we have survived the purported Mayan Apocalypse, seen yet another seasonal “Holiday” on December 25th and wandered our way into a New Year, I am sure that many of us hope for a better 2013 than what we saw in its predecessor. I certainly find it difficult to imagine how it might be worse. And then the light bulb in my head went on. But, actually, the CFL light bulb in one of the lamps in the family room went out.
Although I began replacing the old incandescent bulbs in my home a few years ago with CFL’s, my cost analysis of their economic efficiency versus those old bulbs with which we all grew up, left me wondering if the reduction in energy consumption and the bulbs’ purported seven year life would ever overcome the original cost of the bulbs. It was a close call if I factored in about a ten percent yearly increase in the cost my electric company charged for letting light shine in my home.
But, of course, there was also the worthwhile goal, on which I couldn’t place a dollar figure, of reducing my “environmental imprint” on planet Earth. The bulbs are reputed to draw less electrical consumption thus reducing our demand for fossil fuel.
Now when I made my original purchase of these bulbs a few years back, I remember standing in Lowe’s and saying to myself, “How do they know these things are going to last for seven years when they’ve only been on the market for three years?” I got the answer two years later. They don’t. Of course, this threw my total economic analysis on the “value” of these bulbs right out the window.
I also remember thinking, as I pondered my original purchase, “How is using something that contains mercury something that is good for the environment?” We know that mercury is one of the most toxic substances to which animal and plant life can be exposed. That’s why the old mercury thermometers with which we were diagnosed as children now exist only as an exhibit at The Smithsonian. And that’s why The Mad Hatter was “mad” as in his occupation he was constantly exposed to mercury.
Notwithstanding these reservations, I did purchase a supply of CFL’s and as my incandescent bulbs went to bulb heaven I began replacing them. Yesterday, one of these valiant soldiers of the advance army of technology lost it’s life and I started to replace it.
Fortunately, I had recently read a post on the wonderful blog Two Heads Are Better Than One which can be accessed at http://thabto.wordpress.com/ in which Mark Steyn explained the process of clearing up one of these contraptions in the event that it broke in the process of removal and disposal. I present that here in case you are in need of similar guidance in this area.
Armed with the knowledge provided in the video, I prepared the area near the CFL containing lamp by stripping two beds of their pillows and placing them underneath the lamp. I washed my hands thoroughly with lava containing soap to make sure than any slippery substance which might have adhered was now history. I dried my hands thoroughly and shooed Gracie out the back door into the yard just to be certain that, despite my precautions, should a mishap occur in this process, she would not be exposed to mercury poisoning. And with the deft hands of a skilled surgeon, I unscrewed the now deceased warrior of a better way of life and removed it from the fixture. The operation went well and was concluded without incident.
I am jubilant to report that I also made my own contribution to advancing the cause of mankind. I happened to find in my light bulb “stash” one of those old, warm incandescent bulbs which had snuggled its way into a corner and which I had overlooked. I replaced the CFL with it, returning to the older, simpler way of doing things. I think the reason the CFL’s draw less electricity is obvious. They throw less light than their ancient counterparts.
When I drive over to Lowe’s the next time so that I can properly recycle my mercury-containing CFL bulb, I think I’m going to load up on a supply of the oldies but goodies before they become illegal later this year. Who knows, a black market for these bulbs might develop and I may stand to make a small fortune. Or at the least, I should check out whether I can find an incandescent light bulb manufacturer in China – which may indeed become the provider of light in this Brave New World.